My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's 'Someone Like You' at the grocery store.

• Mom:
  Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
• Me:
  Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
• *few minutes later*
• Me:
  Ma, which vegetable do you want?
• Mom:
  I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
• *few minutes later*
• Mom:
  Hey, get out the list.
• Me:
  why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
• Mom:
  I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
• Me:
  SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
• Mom:
  *pretends to sob*