As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
No thank you.
The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling
This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
And half the time you are probably drunk.
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought
how did i get so lucky